firm-apples:

jigglypuffsvevo:

being the last one left in a room with a friend of a friend can be so uncomfortable

shanexrayn:

Me, thinking about high school:

robbstark:

Oh my GOD

comedianthrax:

scaliepost-generator:

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

troyetroyetroye:

yellowsuggestion:

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

officialunitedstates:

big bird deserves the full weight of the US military behind him

sandersstudies:

xtltokio:

marisatomay:

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

kevinshalo:

“What are you twelve”
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

themjonasboys: